Rajah and His New Furry Friend 5:55 am-Meet my "new furry friend" behind the garage where Mommy and Daddy can't reach me. 6:00 am-Bark my fool head off at new furry friend-he doesn't seem to want to play.  New "furry friend" sprays me with smelly stuff-WHAT KIND OF FRIEND WAS THAT?????? 6:05 am-continue to tell off new friend for really being stinky and making my eyes sting. Stop barking when Mommy comes outside to find me.  She keeps calling but I'm b-u-s-y!!!! 6:10 am-Mommy does not seem impressed with smelly friend's perfume.  She grabs me by the scuff of the neck to take me inside...oh, she didn't know that I had perfume on me too! 6:30 am-Take a shower in peroxide, baking soda and dishsoap.  Mommy rinsed me off real quick-she said she didn't want to make me a "Blonde or Readhead", whatever that means :-)  Mommy keeps running lots and lots of water in my eyes and her contact lense solution-boy that felt better.  The house is really smelly!  I'm really going to have a chat with my new friend.  Laddy's not impressed and tells me I'm an idiot.  What does he know?  Daddy has to go to work and Mommy seems really stressed about the perfume.  She even called the vet... 8:25 am-I think Mommy is late for work on a day she really couldn't be.  I hope everyone likes her new perfume :-) Later that day... 2:00 pm-Daddy comes home in a different shirt.  They must not have liked the perfume at his work.  He tells me the house stinks...like I didn't notice!  He takes me outside.  I guess he wants to meet my new friend too.  I show he where he lives...and then he put a barrier in my way!  How am I supposed to talk to my smelly friend about his perfume???  Oh well, I found another smaller new friend wandering around the yard that lives in the garage.  This one has a tail, I think he likes to swing...but now it's not moving, maybe if I pick it up and throw it...huh, these critters are really strange! Enough adventures for one day...maybe I'll find my furry friend tomorrow morning cause Mommy got all the perfume off me...she's no fun at all. Bye for now, Rajah Carl Rowe and Tammy Lavigne & Rajah (Esmond's Kinetic Energy)