Benelli
Saves His Mom
Most
of you are probably unaware that there are office machines among us
that just simply cannot be trusted. Thanks to Benelli, I am now
aware that I own one such machine. It is known as the dreaded
Desk Jet Color Printer. It sits precariously close to me on my
desk beside the computer. Today, Benelli saved me from it's
evil grasp.
I
was innocently printing a stack of letters, and in the blink of an
eye, my pint sized hero leapt to my side and pulled me by my sleeve
into the hallway! He then bravely returned to the library to
barkandbarkandbark and growlandgrowlandgrowl at the evil printer,
while it was clattering away, spitting out page after page of paper.
Benelli
was very proud that after only a few minutes of threatening growls,
he was able to subdue the printer into silence! It ceased it's
nasty task of printing and sat there quietly. Subdued.
Silent. Obviously in awe of his bravery and chivalry on his
mom's behalf.
Exhausted
from his task, Benelli has asked me to warn all other Rotties to be
on the lookout for more of these printers in their homes. No
one is safe!
Beware!
Kelly
Skiptunas & Benelli (Oakview's
Roughrider
v Esmond)
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